Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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