I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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