I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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