We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Do vagina's smell?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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