nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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