found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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