i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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