That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Randomize
