Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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