yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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