God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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