how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
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