Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Do you still have your period?
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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