didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
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