You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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