I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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