Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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