I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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