Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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