Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
