I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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