No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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