Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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