HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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