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That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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