Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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