So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
You can't just leave with hair like that
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
