is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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