If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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