If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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