I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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