we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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