wat bout pragnant strippers??
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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