Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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