Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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