just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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