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I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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