God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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