Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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