So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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