i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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