Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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