Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
