We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
where are my eyebrows?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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