Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
it was like eating out sand paper
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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