we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
