just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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