I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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