We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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