I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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