P.S. I can't hear my feet
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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