You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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