I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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