Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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