I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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