You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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