what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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