im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize
