No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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