Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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